I don't have much time kids but let me be clear. It is 2011. There is no reason why a grown ass man should be wearing a fake ass throwback jersey. I was in the library doinghomework and shit and this dude passes me looking like a bitch-made Idi Amin with a Lil Wayne jersey. Number 8. What the fuck is up with that? I don't care much for being up on the latest fashion trends and lame sit like that but I draw the line at weak shit like that. I don't care if he's your favorite rapper! The nigga doesn't play basketball, check? Why not go out and buy a fitted that says JAY-Z all across the brim, with your swagless ass. It's bad enough people these days are so caught on this brand name trend bullshit. You don't look cool just because your clothes have a name plastered all over, you look like a walking billboard for Dumbasses Inc. I wanted to tell him something but by the time I got up he walked out of the study lab. All I could think to myself was "Damn, that is without a doubt the opposite of swag."
